Elephant jokes

How do you put an elephant into refrigerator?
- Open door, put elephant in, close door.
How do you put a giraffe into refrigerator?
- Open door, get elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
How can you tell when there's been an elephant in your refrigerator?
- Footprints in the butter.
How can you tell when there are two elephants in you refrigerator?
- It's rather hard to close the door.
How can you tell when there've been four elephants in your refrigerator?
- There's a taxi waiting outside.
Publicado em 25/05/2015.